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When a person or thing constantly says the phrase "Desu" they get a slap to the face.
Adam: Yo dude michael is such a loli
Victor: Yeah I loli slaped him last night
Adam: Kinky
Victor: Michael check out my new name! Desuman!
*Michael has lolislaped Victor*
Michael: It was super effective!
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Jello Slapping is the most amazing form of entertainment known to man.
IT AWESOME!
'Hey dude, yesterday I did some Jello Slapping!'
-'Woah, thats cool. I got to do that with you someday!' :D
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To be slapped with a paddle.
To be slapped in the face with a tool that is used for pushing against liquids, either as a form of propulsion in a boat or as an implement for mixing.
When somebody takes the paddle from a boat or canoe and uses it as a weapon to slap someone's face with.
When an open hand slap is not even nearly or close enough to what the slappee deserves!
In the women's rowing team at the Athens Olympics a girl who is now called 'Lay Down Sally' copped a monstrous paddle slap from team-mate Catriona for costing the Australian team a gold medal. It's not known how much dental work is needed to fix her jaw.
Mike and Grady got in a paddle slap fight down on the river when they got into a fight over a girl named Slita.
It's alleged that Britany went out and bought a paddle to slap the shit out of her best friend Hilda for cheating with her boyfriend.
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the art of slapping the upside of your head, usually follows after someone says or does something insanely stupid. Leroy Gethro Gibbs started this trend in NCIS to knock some sense into his team.
Also can be used as a warning before a bitch slap.
Laura gave me a gibb slap after she found out that the fall off the roof hadn't hurt me.
Girl 1: My boyfriend and I broke up last night when I bitch slapped him for checking out another girl's ass
Girl 2: You should have just gave him a gibb slap and you two would still be together.
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To pimp slap someone's clit, causing great pain for them, and great enjoyment for you.
Yo, that stupid bitch annoyed me so much yesterday I had to clit slap her... It was pure lulz.
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The act of allowing the girl to climb on top of you. You then immediately slap the right side of her ass as if you were a cowboy slapping a buffalo. Once her eyes light up and she realizes she was just branded, she will give a stare just like a buffalo. Buffalo slapping becomes even cooler while partaking in Hate-Sex.
"Dude, she wanted to try something new, so I buffalo slapped her."
"Man she was hot last night, i kind of wanted to have hate-sex with her and buffalo slap that shit.
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an open handed slap with the front of your hand. Opposite of a Pimp Slap which is with the back of your hand.
black lady #1: Girl, don make me bitch slap you outta her!
black lady #2: Oh know you didn't jus say you was gonna bitch slap me!
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