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Sleep paralysis demon

Yaman Gülsoy

Yaman Gülsoy isn't a nightmare, he's a whole sleep paralysis demon.

by notyomfnbusiness January 24, 2024


sleep divorce

When you or your wife cannot sleep together in a bed due to one of you snoring, breaking wind, watching way too much Tik Tok, work schedules, etc. so both of you start sleeping in separate rooms.

Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!

The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.

by Hogwash15 June 11, 2023


Japanese Individuals Are Cuban Individuals Who Do No Sleep

Japanese Individuals Are Cuban Individuals Who Do No Sleep

Japanese Individuals Are Cuban Individuals Who Do No Sleep

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 16, 2025


Sleep Herding

A pastoralist model of sleep, whereby we catch chunks of free-range sleep as it wanders by, rather than the agricultural model we are used to, farming huge 8-hour tracts of open nighttime.

I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, but that's ok; i'm practicing Sleep Herding. I'll grabs a few naps later today, then maybe 4 hours tomorrow.

by kysstery March 15, 2015


no-sleep rage

No-sleep rage is frustration & anger after trying to sleep for as many attempts as possible.

Aw man, I had a no-sleep rage last night!

by Billy2490 May 31, 2021


Sleeping on his stomach

When an individual doesn't know how to sleep correctly.

Henny got shoulder pain after sleeping on his stomach... now Megan definitely doesn't want him.

by Yureh July 12, 2023


Super nigga in my sleep

This is the most epic and important phenomenon of our world's latest era, you need to smoke weed before going to sleep and pray to the nigger that lives under your house and then go to sleep with your bare ass exposed, you can have a blanket over you but you need to expose your bare ass so super nigga can come in your sleep and fuck you until your ass is sore.

Super nigga: *I appear in front of you and fuck your ass repeatedly without mercy*
You: Oh yesss... You are my super nigga in my sleep!!!

by SuperNiggerInYourSleepSuperNig April 28, 2024