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When you or your wife cannot sleep together in a bed due to one of you snoring, breaking wind, watching way too much Tik Tok, work schedules, etc. so both of you start sleeping in separate rooms.
Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!
The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.
Sleep on one side of your body. Has nothing to do with cushions.
Me right now, why do you think i am wirting this? Its when you are on your phone or reading a book and you are too tired to put it down so you just continue becoming more and more tired
Me:its 2:55Am! I need sleep but...i am too tired to sleep
A woman who is a slut during the day and even while sleeping at night, tends to take rock hard cocks in every possible hole.
I had sex with that sleeping slut last night, but so did my two friends.
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When you get little to no sleep and thus are super hyper/weirdly energetic as a result as if you are on crack.
Person 1: HEYYYY I GO ZERO SLEEP LAST NIGHT YEET!
Person 2: Someone's on sleep crack
The layer of filth that covers you during slumber.
Me: “The inside of your ear looks shiny”
Greg Clifford: “Oh that’s just from my sleep jizzum”
What a poor kid eats when they can’t find food in the pantry for dinner. Your little tummy is grumbling, so you sleep and drink water.
Robert: Damn I’m so hungry. I had some sleep and water last night.
Fred: Hey man, I’ve been there before. I can give you something more than that.