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Apparently how far every parent and grandparents had to walk in order to get to school. Usually without shoes.
Told to ungrateful children.
Douche-Yo dad where's my ride? You better get me that car I wanted.
Father-You should appreciate what you have now. When I was your age, I had to walk 10 miles in the snow with no shoes to get to school.
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When a woman is sexually attracted to men significantly shorter than her. Based on the well known fairy story where although the princess ends up marrying the normal sized Prince, she does spend an awfully long time with those dwarves.
Man 1: "Crikey, never thought Barry had it in him to get a bird like that. She's stunning, and almost 2 feet taller than him?!"
Man 2: "She must have a Snow White complex, its the only way Barry could pull that one off."
Man 1: "I hear dat."
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It’s when you freeze your cum into shapes that form a crown. Then you assemble the pieces together with warm cum to make a crown shape. After you put the crown in a girls head then you wait till the cum unfreezes and melts in her head. But the objective is to bust in her anus before the crown unfreezes.
I made Maria an Alaskan snow Queen, so I had to bust quickly before I lose.
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When the night before, you have an assignment you didn't finish for school, and the news says that it is going to snow that night. You don't believe them, but then next morning you look out that window and everything is covered in white.
Last night I didn't do my physics homework, and was hoping for an Epic Snow Day. I got it.
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When someone feeds His/her own faeces to their sexual partner telling them its chocolate. They then clamp the receivers mouth shut before telling them it was excrement not chocolate. The receiver then tries to shout/spit but cannot because their jaws are clamped shut. So, instead the faecal matter is effectively blown through their nose and teeth. Leaving excrement all over the persons face and the surrounding area.
Molly: Sam, eat this chocolate.
Sam: (eats chocolate) It tastes funny.
Molly: (Clamps Sam's jaw shut) That's because it's my shit dear.
Sam: (muffled scream/shit is blown out of his nose and teeth)
Molly: How was that my little Chocolate Snow Dragon?
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This is when a Man or Woman Takes a dump in someones shoes then when they put them on the shoes are very warm and sometimes gooey. This is very uncomfortable well worth the warmth.
"Man its pretty cold outside, Think i should give Cindy Some Alaskan Snow Shoes for christmas?"
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When a man and a women are having sex and the man is about to jizz, he pulls it out and sticks his penis in her nose and cums. When it goes in one nostril it goes out the other
dude i was having sex with this girl and i soo gave her the siberian snow princess
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