Random
Source Code
Random
The act of unknowingly sticking two fingers up your partners ass real quick, once they turn around surprised the you smear your fingers across their forehead while saying “Simbaah” from the lion king. (The elephant graveyard is the dark land in Lion King)
Last night I gave my girl an Elephant Graveyard Surprise and she was not happy.
A simple mixed drink consisting of any random flavored vodka + soda water. Basically a vodka soda but flavored.
Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.
I’d like a vodka surprise please, anything but orange.
When you stick your pecker through the bottom of an ice cream cone. Another party then provides oral sex and must get you off before the ice cream gives them a brainfreeze. If you ejaculate before the ice cream is gone, you must finish the cone yourself.
"I hear if you tip $10, the chick at the ice cream shop will give you a South Pole Surprise."
Shmegma Surprise is not to be confused with a white, cheese like substance that accumulates from a lack of hygiene.
Schmegma surprise is a reference used to describe a conglomeration of compiled left overs in the fridge. Usually fried in the stove top to create a hash or casserole.
Pork Schmegma surprise:
Left over potatoes, cubed pork, onions, mushrooms, etc...fried in butter on the stove top then coated with left over gravy. Plated & topped with two fried over medium or over easy eggs.
We made Pork Schmegma surprise with the left overs from yesterday's roast.
when you’re shroom-a-loopin and ya yet urself off a cliff at night
“woah i almost tripped down the hill”
“it’d be quiet the surprise party, i can’t see down there”
When the feds raid you or your organization by surprise.
I heard they had a surprise party last night
When you have friends over for another person birthday and you shout “SUPRISE” the whip out your cock and jizz over all the food
we had the best surprise party yesterday!