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Contrary to the belief, it is actually 5 seconds from when you see the food that you may consume it without it being dirty or at all harmful to your body because, come on, it's only been five seconds.
"Sweet! A cheeto!"
"Dude, that's been there for 3 days."
"But I just saw it, like, 3 seconds ago. 5 second rule yo."
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A group of bitch ass wannabe Marvel Puzzle Quest players commonly referred to as 5 Diseased Vaginas or 5DV. To be a 5DV player means you suffer from a condition called paranoid schizophrenia, as well as other mental disorders ranging from being delusional (thinking they can beat the X-men) to depression (because they get ass stomped by the X-men). The requirements to be a 5DV is:
1. Must be a whinny little bitch.
2. Must be Devil worshiper and sacrifice babies.
3. Penis size must not exceed 2.5 inches.
4. Must be willing to spend more time sending in tickets to customer support than actual time spent playing MPQ.
5. Must have an active imagination to help develop conspiracy theories about the X-men.
If you think you can meet this elite criteria then you too can be the next Diseased Vagina in MPQ.
5 Deadly Venoms are some punk bitches.
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another term for the fuckers called... COPS
"dude, we better fucking run and hide our shit, the 5 0's are coming..."
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A term to describe 5 liter Mustangs of the Fox body generation. Used by people with a dislike of Mustangs/Ford.
You seen that 5 point slow cruising up and down 5th?
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Informal:
A popular axiom that deems food dropped onto the groud edible for a period of 5 seconds immediately following its release. Does not apply to porous or otherwise absorptive foods such as frosted cake or ice cream.
-No! Don't eat that!
-Nah, it's O.K. Five second rule!
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You Have To Kiss som1 u rlly like
or ask som1 to kiss u during this period
so all u ppl who have never kissed any1 let’s go and u can’t say no or backout
Dude it’s 5th Tmw U need stay clear of the girls from November 5-10
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