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He is an idiot, anybody would cook him in 2k, madden, anything like that, that’s not the neighborhood but you can think what you want.
“Mike pallidino sucks at madden”
It's a mix drink one part Crown Royal and one part Fireball and Sprite to mix it with.
Dylan what are you drinking? Well Flanders I'm having The Dirty Mike with a little extra sap " double shots".
micheal afton but shorter
random person: hi ourple person
michael afton: im called mike afton you ugly thing
7 Grams of weed or other drugs
“Yo bro can I come by after work and pick up the Mike Vick?”
Imagine this there’s a world where being naked is normalized and at hustle hard athletics chris riina came in coach mikes eye he would say something like”awh fuck nick there’s cum in my eye it’s melting”
Coach mike- Coach nick theres cum in my eye
Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead
"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "
"No he gave her the mike job instead"