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Mikelis is hot asf, dude has a massive penis. He is loving, and charming, brown hair, green eyes, the perfect man! He is basically a god, no no no, I am wrong, HE IS A GOD! Fucking beast in everything, especially in bed, this man destroys everything in his way, not a single cervix will stop this man. His bff Victor is hot asf too btw. MARRY BOTH OF EM.
Yo is that Mikelis?
Yeah, the hottest man in the world.
Girl:Hey “Who’s that guy Mike snyder?”
Response:“Only the hottest man alive”
That one 35-ish year old employee who hangs out with all the other teenagers. Sometimes he’s chill though
“Yo dude did you see Creepy Mike on the way back from Safeway?”
“No dude don’t call him that he’s actually chill”
An urban legend who can shift through realities with a snap of his fingers. He is both alive and a ghost so nobody notices him and he is an arsonist. If you see him hide your kids and your wife.
Joseph: Hey look out i think i saw metal mike, GET INSIDE NOW!!!
Kaeya’s wife and #1 fan girl!!!
Mikeely: “I love Kaeya!”
“We know.”
The hottest man around
Kyota Vandantillaart's dad
Grindr famous
$10 𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘫𝘰𝘣
Mike Vandantillaart really rammed me yesterday
While hitting it from the back, the man inserts a doritos dynamite stick directly into the females asshole. He then lights the stick and continues fucking while yelling "aye carumba"
Dude, last night, me and Stacy got really into it. So I gave her a Mike's Dynamite Stick and she loved it