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The badass lead on show The 100. Married, in real life, to her soulmate Bob Morley who calls her “his goddess”
A big softie, caring, loving, beautiful, sweet and loveable.
Do you know Eliza Jane Taylor-Morley?
Yes, and I also know her husband.
Eliza is a goddess.
Atlanta De Cadenet Taylor is an absolute queen and an iconic idol💞
‘Who’s Atlanta De Cadenet Taylor?’
‘An absolute icon’
Mad bunda mr taylor is a common phrase for a math teacher who struts through the school on a daily basis.
Have you seen mad bunda mr taylor yet? No, not yet, he's probably on his way strutting through the school.
When a girl sucks your butt-hole and takes a hit of your fart from your asshole. Then kisses you and shares it with you
This morning I had Taylor Swift breath because I ate my dogs butthole
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The Taylor Swift syndrome is when a person male or female cannot seem to hold on to a man/woman. It seems that everyone there with breaks up with them, they always end up alone.
Said person fails to realize that maybe the problem is THEM, and not the people they have tried to date.
you never seem to be able to hold onto a man or a woman you must have the Taylor Swift syndrome. Maybe you are the problem!
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"James Taylor MILF Theory" is the theory that all MILFS love James Taylor. Extensive empirical Research done by MILF scientists at Harvard University, fully supports this theory. This theory is the leading body of research of which the rapidly growing "MILF Studies" major at Harvard and MIT revolves around. To see this theory in practice one simply needs to play James Taylor's "Something in the Way She Moves" outside of a Marshall's Home Goods or Panera Bread and the MILFS will swarm like fruit flies to a piece of rotting pineapple.
With Great Power comes great responsibility.
Friend 1: What is your term paper for MILF Studies 101 on?
Friend 2: It is on James Taylor MILF Theory of course!
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The deaf girl from Scream Queens that loves Taylor Swift
Deaf Taylor Swift just got her head mowed off
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