Shake The Beef

Means shave the goose head, while waxing your unibrow.

Shake the beef

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Roast beef

A really black dick

Yo your boyfriend got that roast beef

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Roast Beef Larry

When one places there penis inside of a roast beef sandwich and then dips it in au jus, then proceeds to have anal sex. When finished, the couple must eat the roast beef sandwich.

I roast beef Larry'd a hoe last night and man that tasted good.

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chunky beef stew

The slew of afterbirth, placenta, slack rope, vaginal secretions, or apple juice that comes out of a pregnant woman's vagina after a man makes bonding sex with her.

Person 1: "Did you see all those stains on Tim's bedding?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it looked like chunky beef stew."
Person 1: "That explains Dana's sudden loss of weight."

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Roast Beef Residual

When your girlfriend returns home from cheating and she has another guys cock on her breath.

Duuuude I'm so depressed, Karen came home late last night, leaned in for a kiss and I totally tasted Roast Beef Residual.

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roast beef sandwich

"The flap of vag that extrudes from the lips. Thus giving the illusion of a roast beef sandwich. Thick beef or shaved, either way "bon appetit"

Adam: "Hey Leeroy, wanna get some lunch?"
Leeroy: "Nah man, had some nasty roast beef sandwich lastnight"
Adam: "Hanging with my sis again"
Leeroy: "Yeah!"

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Beef Enchilada Facial

A dutch oven gone wrong. When someone intends to fart under the sheets and then hold their significant head under to breathe it and instead they shit.

I tried to dutch oven my girlfriend and gave her a beef enchilada facial instead. Now I need new sheets and a new girlfriend.

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