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1) A penis wider than it is long
2) The insult of choice of middle schoolers (especially those who are still extremely immature).
3) A word which, when uttered unironically by anyone with a middle school diploma, causes you to immediately eject yourself from that conversation and completely re-evaluate your relationship with whoever said it
8th Grader 1: You're a chode!
8th Grader 2: No you're a chode!
Adult: *shivers* *quickens his pace as to shield himself from this excessive blasphemy*
noun. 1. a penis that is greater in diameter than it is in length. 2. a complete asshat of a human being that deserves to breathe the methane doused air of farts for eternity
1. To some, a hideous cock that’s wider than it is long
2. To others, a normal cock that’s limping back down after it stood up for a bit
3. To a few who don’t know that “gooch” and “taint” are already words (or who are simply chodes themselves), the gooch and taint
4. To all the rest, the editor in chief of any broadly trafficked niche industry / hobby fandom website who props themselves / their sites up as if they’re somehow torchbearers of free speech, but really they’re just enabling and normalizing and applaud blatantly racist, transphobic, homophobic, xenophobic, misogynist, and just all-around generally fascist language while shutting down anyone with a lick of sense
@Jeca on Fragrantica dot com is such a fucking chode.
A slang term for a mans ejaculate.
I blew my chode load in your moms eye.
A penis wider than long.
person 1: I heard Charlie has a chode.
person 2: da fuq is a chode?
person 1: a small dick!
person 2: ohhhhhh that explains alot
-_-chode-_-
chode is a slur for boys with willys thicker than it’s length. For example a kieron willy.
Gabi: You have a kieron willy!!
Ava: I DO NOT HAVE A CHODE