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When a woman is dreaming of a man in her sleep or thinking of him in bed and is very turned on. She becomes so turned on that she has an orgasm, this may or may not wake her up from her slumber but she is aware of the sensation. And most importantly a lwd results from thought not touch.
Anna's boyfriend went on a business trip so she has lady wet dreams about him every night.
Claire's date not putting out resulted in her having numerous lady wet dreams last night.
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Unmarried woman with at least two full-size dogs living in her small townhouse or apartment. Dogs are usually huge (St. Bernards, Boxers, etc.) that eat & shit like horses. Similar to the Crazy Cat Lady, but she actually likes her dogs, using them to fill the man void in her life.
Joe: Dude, what IS that smell?
Frank: It's just Jen, the crazy dog lady from down the street.
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LF4, a Neopets user commonly spotted on the FC (the Fan Clubs, a Neoboard), spiced up the boards by linking a series of userlookups and petpages. Together, LF4 (username: ladyfinger4) and a few other users with strange, numerical usernames, posted all kinds of weird babble on the Neoboards. People rushed to 'decode' it, even interrogating the users at one point. All in all,
the whole thing turned out to be a frickin' hilarious ( and fun) 'hoax'.
Since then, Senders (death threat senders on the boards) have mimicked LF4's techniques (the number-babble the users called "codec" or "code C"). They were...less than successful?
"Lady Finger 4's userlookup was damn creepy..."
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A very unsanitary and unsightly act, usually undertaken to disgust and/or attack another being. The Dirty Lady Lasso involves a woman who is currently experiencing her period to tug away at the inserted tampon, and remove it for the world to see, complete with blood, mung, and other hideous substances it collected while inside the female. The lady then twirls the bloody object around, much like a lasso, and then throws said item at unsuspecting/undefended victim. First known case of the Dirty Lady Lasso was performed by the infamous Transsexual Kristina K.
"Yuck Man. I don't know what I did but before I knew it she did the old Dirty Lady Lasso and the the next thing I remember was having a bloody tampon land and soil my clothes."
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Awesome band from Tulsa Oklahoma (T-Town)
First Lady Assassins formed in 2006 in a basement. Band members consist of...
Brian Bolton (Guitar), Brent Blackburn (Drums), Jordan Coon (Vocals), Jeremy Crouch (Guitar), & Jason Hamilton (Bass)
First Lady Assassins myspace URL (myspace.com/flaband)
Pills:
Uppers by day, downers by night.
i don't wanna go to work and i don't want to go to bed.
I don't need, fucking sleeep
I just need booze and speed.
Fuck you.
Less Punk Than you:
You listened back when LTJ was still ska
when punk was tuff not like the new Unwritten Law
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when a woman expells air from her vagina during love making/having sex
she let rip a right lady love pump last night when we were doing it.
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1. A technical term that basically says that women want men who are sensetive to theri needs and will respect them for who they are.
2.Asshole guys that just care about getting into their pants and dump them like use tampons after getting what they want.
Ivan: Dude, I hate that shithead!
Gennady:But he's everything women want...
Ivan: I know!
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