Flip-Flops or other footwear that proves useless in life or death situations
"If he hadn't been wearing victim shoes, he might have gotten away"
When a person is fighting with shoes in and walk away without shoes on.
Dang they beat the shoes off that man.
online meme spread in 2021 on 4chan about someone named sam who eats shoes; generally used to refer to someone who does stupid stuff for no reason, such as eating shoes
A: Did you see that guy licking goat hooves?
B: yes, what a shoe eater sam.
When your girls Pusshy stank so bad, it smells like old ricotta that’s been left out in a an internet hobo’s shoe.
SnailPole: Man that chick in twitter… her pussy stank!!
Kev: Yeah… she got them Ricotta Shoe Panties thing going on., but you know dudes on twitter be snorting that trashgash up.
A ridiculous statement or situation "That's Clown Shoes"
"My life sucks". That's Clown Shoes
Willing to do a suggested activity. Derived from "Down like a clown". It is understood that the shoes are the lowest point on a clown.
(Would you like to go get a 40?) Response: "I'm down like clown shoes"
Timmy- "wow that clown shoes are really huge!... I bet there a size 18"
Dan- " Actually Timmy, it's a well known fact clowns wear size 23... SO GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!"