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A mythical snake that is found at the Murrumbidgee river. IT RAVES TILL DAWN
"did you see the Murrumbidgee Sea Snake"
"Yer man, it was Raving till DAWN
A piss filled condom used as a dildo mostly favored at lesbian parties.
Aw dude did you see those 2 lesbos going at it with that snake skin watercraft?!
DUDE THATS NASTY MAN!!
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When a girl is blowing you and all of a sudden she sucks too hard and sucks all of the semen out of your dick before you can blow your load.
Bro I was fucking my girl last night and she sucky sucky snaked me. It hurt like hell!
A standing 69, when the male is in a handstand with a maraca handle in his butt, imitating a rattlesnake. Simultaneously, with a caprisun/juice box in her mouth squeezing the juices out on the male as if it were venom, simultaneously, as she climaxes.
Down in the desert, where the coyotes howl and the ladies thighs shake, like they have two tickets to the ol' snake convention.
The boys and girls in Peoria, IL have had several sex ed classes and are well aware of using condoms when appropriate. But high unemployment prevents many to seek less expensive solutions. So one enterprising person invented the Peoria Corn snake. You hollow out a corn cob prior to having sex and at the right moment, one slips it on. This provides an effective alternative to pricey over the counter condoms.
Geese I wanted to tag Betty but ... damn she said "no protection ... no entry". So I met this fella who turned me on to the Peoria Corn Snake. Slipped that ole baby on and Betty spread like an eagle. Even said she paid no mind to the husk I left on for decoration.
Going in 'Snake doctor style'.
This involves only using a hand gun while rushing a room and killing all of the enemies with precision aiming and accuracy, in a split second.
"Watch my back, I'm going in 'Snake doctor style'!"
A term coined by @ButterBeanBisc1 on Twitter. Usually spammed by Anti Snakers to annoy Pro Snakers.
1: Kill da snake
2: Don't you have anything better to do?