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A simple mixed drink consisting of any random flavored vodka + soda water. Basically a vodka soda but flavored.
Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.
I’d like a vodka surprise please, anything but orange.
When you stick your pecker through the bottom of an ice cream cone. Another party then provides oral sex and must get you off before the ice cream gives them a brainfreeze. If you ejaculate before the ice cream is gone, you must finish the cone yourself.
"I hear if you tip $10, the chick at the ice cream shop will give you a South Pole Surprise."
Taking a shit on your partner without notice while having sex.
Last night I took a big shit on Stacey while we were doing it, boy was she ever surprised. Surprise shiza!
when you’re shroom-a-loopin and ya yet urself off a cliff at night
“woah i almost tripped down the hill”
“it’d be quiet the surprise party, i can’t see down there”
When the feds raid you or your organization by surprise.
I heard they had a surprise party last night
When you have friends over for another person birthday and you shout “SUPRISE” the whip out your cock and jizz over all the food
we had the best surprise party yesterday!
When you and your friend arrive at your house, you run well ahead of them and slam the door shut. Once inside, quickly attach yourself to the doorknob “butt plug style”. When the knob turns inside your anus and your friend pushes on the door…SURPRISE!!!
Don’t let Jed beat you to the house, last time he hit me with the surprise party!