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Swamp porn is when a person has swamp ass and is receiving anal copulation after eating four filet'O'fish sandwiches with extra tarter. The sadness and self-loathing congeal into a rather frothy lubricant. The grainy, mid-2000's cell phone quality video, will only be sexy as a thumbnail. Once you click this, you immediately regret being able to see this horrifying display of hatelove.
I can't believe you can only get off to swamp porn, that disgusting display.
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Images and videos of space related events that are spectacular and defy description.
Those time lapse images from the International Space Station are space porn.
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Hands that are extremely small, akin to the hands of typical female porn stars whose small size accentuate the size of the male porn star's member.
1. Check out that girl. She's got porn hands.
2. The Tyrannosaurus Rex is one of the few dinosaurs that had porn hands.
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Porn "unintentionally" released to the internet by a pseudo celebrity.
I can't believe that posh porn Kim kardashian released.
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A porn star who resembles a real life acquaintance.
Joe: Dude, your kid's babysitter is so hot. Do you spank it to her?
Frank: You know it. In fact, I found her porn double online, which seriously upped my fapping.
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Long fake nails that porn stars use especially when the constantly touch themselves.
Beverly, and cult master have some serious porn nails.
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When you have the feeling you've watched a porn before. Typically happens with bad, low budget porn.
Tim was experiencing Deja Porn as he was watching Beauty Betrayed
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