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The male equivalent of a basic bitch. A simple cock sock is a fuckboi who faps to conversations among fellow fuckbois about sports they've never even played except their 0-12 high school team or the occasional pick up game. The simple cock sock likes to talk the talk but sucks soft serve ass shit when it comes to getting laid in real life.
Lavender: "So I was talking to that guy in Philly again and I think he's finally realized he officially wants to be with me."
Matilda: "Girl, don't bother with that simple cock sock. Leave him be with his inner tube arms and toothpick legs at the gym and his gallons of fuckboi protein powder."
When two bros with pink socks, eg prolapsed rectums, scissor and dock their pink socks.
I can't believe Johnny and Michael actually dick the Pink Sock Dock
it means- your cool your awesome it's cool or awesome
You rock my socks! That show rocked my socks!
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The Cum Sock Technique is a sex move where the male participant has to sexually interact with ones partner so hard they become unconscious, then proceed ejaculate into said partner and to finish it off, put an empty bag over their head and throw them out the window.
Dave: "so I did The Cum Sock Technique to Stacy last night, most fun in years"
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When a guy is beating off but doesn't want to make a mess, he cums into his or any gym sock around
MOCO had to get rid of his blue balls but didn't want to make a mess at his parent's house so he enacted starching gym socks!
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After a pink sock is given, the pink sock-er attempts to fix the situation by trying to push the inverted rectum back inside the pink sock-ee's body.
'What did you fucking do!?! I feel like my ass fell out!'
'Shit! I pink socked you!'
'Well then reverse pink sock it back in, you fuck!'
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A slut. Someone who’s taken more loads than a crusty tube sock hidden under a 14 year old’s bed.
“Don’t date her, she’s a crusty tube sock.”
“I’ve known some whores in my day but that guy is the biggest crusty tube sock I’ve ever met.”
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