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Toilet Paper Work

Work that can only be done while taking a shit.

Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.

by Zhall November 14, 2014


Skippy the toilet

It's not skippy the toilet, it's skibidi toilet

Dad: My son has been watching skippy the toilet for 9 hours straight, without eating, pissing, shitting, or even looking away from his iPad. Please, send help.

Son: Brr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes *transforms into a toilet*

Dad: *gasp*

Son: There's nothing to fear, father. this is my new form, and I'll force everyone to accept it.

by skippythetoiletfan February 18, 2024


Skibidi toilet will be mine yeah,

Basically a song made by a YouTuber that went semi-viral on the internet, nearly everyone agrees it is dog water and absolute trash… unless you’re a Gen Alpha kid who for all their time watches Skibidi Toilet on their IPads.

Oh my! Look how ****** stupid “Skibidi toilet will be mine yeah,” Song IS! I just want it to burn in hell! What S wrong with these idiot Gen Alpha kids!

by Mymumsaccount July 5, 2024


skibidi toilet will be mine yeah,

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start."

Beep

"One."

Beep

"Two."

Beep

"Three."

Beep

"Four."

Beep

The running speed starts slowly, but it gets faster each minute after you hear this signal.

Beep

Background voice A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Beep

Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible.

The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.

The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

A sense of nostalgia, particularly with a meme widely known.

(verb/noun)

"Bro, that place just gave me skibidi toilet will be mine yeah, rizz sizzlers on my mind yeah

by The Real Tweal April 11, 2024


Pharao in the toilet

A weird fear or idea you had as a child resulting in strange behaviours like apologise to the pharao in the toilet for pooping on them

As a child I was so scared of hurting the red lights feeling on a traffic light, it really was my pharao in the toilet.

by RichardOfYork March 28, 2024


Toilet Tap

When a male's penis is large enough it may touch the toilet bowl or water while taking a number 2. Instinctively your first reaction is to move your penis back instantly resulting in a toilet tap.

"Damn it I just toilet tapped🤦🏽 ♂️"

by Curioxity December 22, 2021


Sigma Ohio rizz gyat god Skibidi toilet

Sigma ohio rizz gyat Skibidi toilet is sigma hot

Person 1: “Sigma ohio rizz gyat god Skibidi toilet
Person 2: “Sigma Ohio rizz gyat = onika god Skibidi toilet= burgers”

by Pixelcandy May 2, 2024

7👍 2👎