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any plant given as a romantic gift during a relationship that subsequently ends in an unsatisfactory break-up
Friend: "Why don't you let that Ficus die already?"
Me: "It was a total bon*sigh* tree, and I can't let go."
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When a person has an umbrella lodged in their rectum and is then fully opened.
Dude, why is Phil in the hospital?
Apparently, he wasn't ready for the Connecticut Oak Tree.
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Doing a girl in the butt to the point of getting some fecal matter on your donger... Then proceeding to keep it doggy style but switch to her vagina... The pounding must be so intense that the donger goes through the tissue between the butt and vagina and the tip of the donger protrudes from the butthole like a brown tree stump.
"Your aunt wanted it hard and so I gave it to her hard lol." Then why is she in the hospital dude? "Ever heard of a washington tree stump?"
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A dingo or Queensland Heeler that rides on the roof or toolbox of a tall truck and jumps up and grabs branches that go by overhead.
"That darned Texas Tree Trimmer keeps jumping out of the truck. Can't go a hundred feet without that dog jumping up into an oak tree. Thinks she's a squirrel or something.
Then you gotta yell at her to come git back in the truck or you back up until she can drop back into it.
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Stuffing a Christmas tree shaped dildo into a virgin and making her bleed over it.
Billy gave his friend Nartha a red christmas tree.
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A racist insult referring to the 19th and 20th century when KKK members lynched innocent black people.
Black guy: Fuck you, white boy!"
White Guy: "Fuck you, you disgusting purple lip stained, drowning ass christmas tree ornament."
Everybody: "Deeem! Roasted!"
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Teen drama that airs on the CW. Falls short of being a television show and instead lands in a pile of hippie garbage. Consists of predictable plot lines, bad directing, even worse acting and takes place in an irrelevant place called north Carolina. You know what else takes place in north Carolina? NASCAR.
The show was voted by the united nations as the worst show in the world and therefore banned it in 72 countries.
Pamela: Let's buy some chicken and go watch One Tree Hill.
Steve: No
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