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A homosexual. thumping a turd.
Rock Hudson was a turd thumper.
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A piece of shit between 2 pieces of bread with the exeption of lettece and tomatoes or a light sperm sauce
i ate a turd sandwich last week in was a vegans turd so it was a light baby green
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Sometimes called T-Bird or T-Burd for short. Legend has it that the T-Bird is often slim in build, taller than average (above 6 ft.) and many times bald or balding (shaved or natural). The strangest thing about them is that the "Turd Burglar" is usually the same race and or complexion of the person whom laid the turd. This is known as the "smell you’re own kind phenomena". They are also fond of water and can be found sleeping near open water sources such as Toilet bowls.
This dude I knew in Korea was a total Turd Burglar (T-BURD).
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Someone, usually a male who farts in front of his friends and then proceeds to use his hand to get right under the fart and waft it in a scoop like action out into their faces.
Rose would fart in a slighty sly manner trying to hide it from his friends, but only when things get too much he can't hold it in and proceeds to WAFT.in answer to this one would shout "oi Rose you fucking turd wafter!"
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When Your black friend Shits in the toilet
Oh, Theodore took a Green Turd
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A brown Shih-tzu mixed with Chihuahua that resembles a turd and has Turd Burglar characteristics.
ex: "Aw, my cute little Turd Dog laid mini-me's"
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The feeling you get when you need to take a shit
I took a piss but then felt a turd tickle, so I headed for the stall.
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