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A man with a very big basement and only cums on Christmas eve
My brother: Hey Uncle Randy
Uncle Randy: Go downstairs and bend over sweet cheeks.
Oh look theres my uncle y is he outside the school i thought he wasnt allowed 300 meters away from the school
Uncles are the husbands of your aunts. And uncles can either be the living relative of your mother or your father (Mostly likely both). You are the nephew (male relative) or niece (female relative) of your uncle(s). Uncles are like the more distant, complex, cheeky, and over-complicated father-type relatives of your family. Uncles tend to be one of the few respected figures within your family and they are most likely to treat you like their friend- the older you get. Uncles tend to be overweight, balding, older, loud, funny, and obsessed with things like politics, sports TV, current news, ranting over politics, food, and beer. You most likely notice that your uncle is more religious.
You: I have an uncle.
The collective term for a group of more than one jetski riding together.
Oho shit here comes another uncle of jetski's acting like morons.
The handyman, child rapist, has a mustache, has hair only on the sides of his head above the ears in your family
Child: Uncle it's 1:05 AM what are you doing?
Uncle: *unzips pants and takes off underwear*
Child: OH GOD NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*uncle takes a round at child's butt*
A sigma male invests into uncles for more wealth and success.
"did you see john? He has 13 uncles and none of them lost value!"
a huge pedophile who rapes ur mom and dad when they r sleeping and puts a hint of cum in there mouth,
after ur parents wake up they lick there lips and suck each others asses