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You imbecile! You've broken Urban Dictionary!
A condition in which you can't stop thinking of words to search for on Urban Dictionary. You close out of the browser thinking you're done, then think of a new word to define and come back. It also causes you to bookmark to site for easy access and constantly return to see if there's a new word of the day.
*goes to urbandictionary.com to look up ninja*
Person: Man, I bet it's some crazy sex position or something.
*finds definition*
Person: LOL
*closes browser*
Person: Okay I'm done. WAIT. I need to find out the urban dictionary definition *insert random word here* !!!!
*opens browser*
*4 hours later*
Person: OK, NOW I'm done. WAIT!
*Person's friend walks in*
Friend: Damn bro you have Urban Dictionary Addiction!
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The people that never add my definitions, even when they make perfect sense
I had a perfect definition for Agent 47, but the urban dictionary editors didnt add it, they'd rather add a word like Poop Toe
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the site your on right now stupid
urban dictionary is the best site ever!!
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fresh hot sick dope ill the meaning of life spiritual
The Urban Dictionary is new, fresh, hip, hot, sick, dope, and the only mother fucking thing worth reading. It has been dubbed as the Bible by a new spiritual group called the Righteous Rev_Oh_Lue_Shun. The Urban Dictionary is called the Urban Bible by the members of the Righteous Rev_Oh_Lue_Shun whom are currently holding fundraisers in lovely La Mesa California in their mission to distribute this book of knowledge and wisdom to their family, friends, and the world for free.
Erika: "Mom, why are you calling the Urban Dictionary the Bible?"
Mom: "Because I've already studied the bible in four (4) different translations, including the Catholic bible which has extra books, the Torah, and the Quran and they are all fucking boring to me at this point. The Urban Dictionary is fresh, new, insightful, interesting, and was not written two thousand (2000) years ago by a bunch of mother fucking men."
Erika: "Yeah but the bible says we are not to add too or take away from the bible."
Mom: "That's true honey, but WHO exactly are WE? When one of you kids come up with the answer I'll quit."
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You're on Urban Dictionary, retard. Why are you looking up the definition?
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what to call the fucken assholes at urban dictionary when they never publish anything you try an add because there to busy sucking each others dicks.
"Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it."
"urban dictionary assholes"
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