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A TOTAL Simp only hangs out with his girlfriend and never hangs out with his mates. He also denies being a TOTAL Simp.
Look over there its that TOTAL Simp Jackson Mammone hanging out with his girlfriend like usual and hes not hanging out with his mates, its such a dog move. What a TOTAL Simp
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Definition: Going extremely out of your way to do anything for a girl just because of her gender or her looks.Ultra-simp
means people have taken it to such extremes that they have to be put into mental-care facilities because of their extreme devotion to such Acts for the opposite gender.Mainly composed of men.
Example 1: Sambit bro, why are you still simping so hard for her and donating thousands of dollars when she rejected you long time-back, you are truly an Ultra-Simp.
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Someone who simps for the once-ler. Mainly tumblr user or 13/14 year old girls who have seen the Lorax to many times. Once-ler simp makes you breedable and submissive, you may also be a simp for Daniel from camp camp. These type of people probably read wattpadd fics self inserts like one direction.
You really like the once-ler you simp for him more than real people.
Once-ler simp- simp for the once-ler
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An anime boy simp is someone who is a person who simps and has feeling for this thing called an “anime boy” they feel love towards this “unreal male” who will never exist.
“Have you heard Kelly turned into an anime boy simp?”
“Jesus that girl has no life”
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Basically a person who simps for Bob Velseb. A.K.A. Me.
Person 1: I think i'm a Bob Velseb simp.
Person 2: Same.
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You get a simp pass if you’re born in the month of September
Fuck you, I’ve got a no simp September pass, bitch
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