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Alfie smith

He’s the funniest mother fucker you will in the world make any situation better and all round grate guy

Alfie smith is very funny

by Some guy who knows all January 5, 2022


Jack Smith

Quite possible the blandest name ever. If you know a Jack Smith you should be aware that their parents were not very original and must've been high on the Labour drug Pitocin.

I have a friend named Jack Smith. Oops. I meant I have 10000 friends named Jack Smith.

by ChristopherMartin November 10, 2021


Jack Smith

It's a term used when you report to work with technical difficulties. "My laptop jus automatically updated," or "My computer just turned off." when it isn't the case. The concept describes a lie that lets you escape your work when you're lazy.

You can also use this to describe someone who just disappeared without notice.

Hey guys, I'm lazy AF right now. Let me do a Jack Smith.
Where's Jay? Is he at work or not? Did he Jack Smith on us again?

by Chest Compressions December 29, 2022


Jimmy Smith

what you get called if you are a transvestite

"im a transvestite"
"you are a Jimmy Smith"

by analsexwithlambs May 26, 2023


That Totally Will Smiths

When something slaps; often more then it has right to

Yo, Have you ever heard the theme to the 1990s X-Men The Animated Series, That Totally Will Smiths

by Idsylum541 February 20, 2024


Lane Grant Smith

De•gen•er•ate - having lost the physical, mental, or moral qualities considered normal and desirable; showing evidence of decline.

"Lay down with dogs, get up with fleas"

"My boy, Lane Grant Smith, hangs with the scum of society - they are all a bunch of degenerates. Breaks my heart"

by Not Your Daddy's Llama October 25, 2017


Mason Hughes Smith

Very overthinking. Always wants to be the best for other people. Funny, pretty chubby.

Oh look it's Mason Hughes Smith!

by Diem22w838d May 16, 2022