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Literally ends everything. Time, people, the universe all ends because your man was called pansexual
Your family tree is LGBT
Oh yeah? Your mans is pans!
Phrase said commonly to explain the irreversability of one's actions, especially ones that damage onesself
- "I fucked up by telling my teacher shes stupid"
- "Yeah man, thats your fault, you can't unpee your pants"
January 31 is go shopping with your best friend day. You have to go shopping with your best friend on January 31.
"Hey do you wanna go shopping today?"
"Of course, it's go shopping with your best friend day, January 31!"
Send your boyfriend a hot pic day
GF: Hey babe check your snap
BF: What why?
GF: It's send your bf a hot pic day 🔥
June 26th is national give your girlfriend a massage.
Me- Did you heart today is June 26th national give your girlfriend a massage?
fred- No fr?
Me- Yeahhh i better get home to give my girl a massage haha
fred- Me too bro
Yo Chelsea said I’m all hers
You Bro she want that dick
I’m all yours:she want your cock once in a life time opportunity
If this comes out of the mouth of someone, you're fucked (and you're even more fucked if the person who said it is a teacher).
Teacher: I'm calling your parents, Joe!
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)