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It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”
Me: cheer up
Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.
Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”
A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
Shit Fucked: Verb , The action of shitting into a condom, freezing it then proceeding to fuck yourself with the frozen shitsickle.
That shits so fucked up it could be considered shit fucked. No Timmy I do not want to be shit fucked.
Shit whipped, shit whippin' or shit whip: To throw something as hard as possible or something moving at a high rate of speed - common phrase in rural New England
Hey, did you see Johnny shit-whip that fucking fridge across the garage the other night.
Or: The neighbor came shit whipping out of his yard last night midnight drunk as fuckin shit.
four wheelers, Rvs, toilets, anything that doesnt work you put in a pile "other there" in your own yard. Anything prior to 1985 that you dont use anymore and put it there. Occasionally with A chained up dog.
"Oh look at that country shit pile I bet theres a few toilets in there"
"Oh thats a real country shit pile"
four wheeler country michigan old snow mobile up north
When a girl looks beautiful on instagram but then later turns out to just be a regular ugly hoe.
Damn that bitch looks pretty in some pictures but retarded in the other she tryna hit you with that skye shit
Stranger: I bet you won’t post yo nigga rn
Stranger 2: *Posts her nigga*
Stranger 2: On some shit like that