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Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"
meaning to hush or quiet people who can’t shut their trap
Okay boomer, shush your sound!
the act of sucking your own cock.
Hey Paul! have you ever tried absorbing your nutrients?
what the fuck is that
To make ones penis go deep enough to barely touching ones lungs during intercourse.
Baybee let me put it under your lungs.
To tell an outright lie without remorse.
Eminem: You said you were gay. You lied through your dick. For that, FUCK YOU.
rarest condition that makes your brother a mother
me:Your mom gay
carl:your granny is a tranny
me:your sister is a mister
carl:your dad is LESBIAN
me:your brother is a MOTHER
carl;Explodes
Making fun of someone the wrong way
A - "I'm just poking your ass"