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When you're being clumsy or just fall down multiple times.
*rollerskating*
Girl: hey I got the hang of this
Boy: haha same here! * falls down*
Girl: haha you fell!
Boy: so what * falls down again* UGH! Stupid skates suck!
Girl: nah fam you just love eatin shit! Haha
Boy: haha sooo funny * falls again*
Girl: haha dumbass
Boy: stfu
When someone takes an absolute steamer on you when you’re asleep, but cleans you off with a hot flannel and soap before you can wake to realise.
“Ay mate, never guess what I sleep shitted on Dan last night. Fucking stank.”
An exaggerated version of 'Raining cats and dogs' where now its hailing and snowing and raining etc.
'holy shit, its shitting horses and donkeys'
Keep it quiet or don’t say a thing about this
I just hung out with with someone I wasn’t supposed to and I don’t want them to say anything to anyone so I told him to “keep shit Peter”
My drug dealer told me after I picked up from him “keep shit Peter” (he doesn’t want me to say anything about it to anyone)
Shit remission: medical term. When you have to take a giant shit but you have to hold it for so long that the density of the shit becomes greater than the carbon of a dead star. This results in shit remission, a state where the shitter no longer feels the urge to shit. Eventually the shitter forces it out, often times naturally, and then they regain the normal function of the bowels.
“Man I had to take a shit but it’s just gone now. what happened?”
“Oh dude you just got shit remission. You’ll be fine.”
When something makes you made
When you're mad
“Don’t talk to me in not in the mood right now”
“Quit shitting your dick”