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Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian,your grandpap a trap, and your sister a mister combined negates any no u given and destroys the universe and recreates it in seconds
Me: "Your mom gay lol"
Todd: "No u"
Me: "Your nan a man"
Todd: *erased from existance*
When your licking the mango but her snatchpatch tickles your nose and you surprisingly sneeze in her vagina.
Carl was vigorously eating out his girlfriend when a stray pube tickled his nose and made him sneeze.
Carl: "I love when I sneeze in your snatchel"
Used as a comeback when someone insults you,
or just when someone says anything really..
Fred: OMG, you're such a gimp.
Bill: What's your mum?
Luke: This milk has gone off. It's all stale and lumpy.
Jane: What's your mum?
Etc.
On National Bring your Pokémon (item) To School day you will bring any Pokémon item to school!
Teacher: Hey! Why do you have your-uhm- uh- THINGY!(Pokémon item )
Y/n: its National Bring your Pokémon (item) To School Day! Check yo urban dictionary 🙄🤚
The synonym for “I’m not sucking your dick”
I’m not gonna smoke ur sticker just sounded like a “I’m not gonna give you head” thing to me so
(@v1ce.c1ty.mw)
Ex of smoking your sticker:
P1: Bae…cmon😁👀
P2: I’m not gonna smoke your sticker..
Showing off your private parts; i.e. your genitilia of sorts for men and women respectively.
Britney, you can't walk out of the house wearing that short pum-pum skirt! You must find something else suitable to wear that isn't going to show your goodies.
A phrase to be used when a friend, acquaintance or otherwise known person says something so utterly false and simply wrong, that you must quickly and deliberately inform them of their logical fallacy.
"Ass is better than boobs" said a jew
"Hocus pocus your opinion is bogus" said the greek