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Your momas mouth

Where you talk

Don't let that that slip from your momas mouth

by Cnote the crow November 18, 2021


swallow or it's going in your eye

when you're getting a bj head, dome and if you don't get swallowed, it cum will go into the receiver's eye.

Swallow or it's going in your eye. I won't spit because spitters are quitters.

by Jonswife4life August 06, 2020


no GIF's for your search ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When you find a combination of letters so crazy for the king of keyboards:qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, that giphy had enough.

Hey, wasszx!

That's it, no more gif for you,

Did that screen just t-

no GIF's for your search ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 11, 2023


Caressing your Milk Finger

Milking your finger that produces milk if you know what I mean.

Who's up caressing your milk finger?

by Wulfgar Ur December 27, 2023


Flap Your Cracker

To overreacte, to throw a fit, to lose your temper; usually over something small
Also can be flapping your/a/my cracker, flapped your/a /my cracker

Example 1:
Bride: Oh my god! The white of the cake doesn't match the white of my dress! The wedding is totally ruined,we might as well just stop now!...
Groom: Honey, don't flap your cracker...
Example 2:
Guy 1: Where's Sue?
Guy 2: I don't know, she jusk flapped a cracker and took off.

by crazyningatiger42 July 16, 2012


Kan your garoos.

The act of going into someone's "garoos" and kaning them. It is legal to kan someone's garoos without consent.

I'm going to kan your garoos.

by Iorn ghost April 11, 2021


Getting Your Stuff Wet

Getting laid.

Last night, before my friend left my house, he asked "Are you getting your stuff wet tonight," because I was home alone with my girlfriend.

by mikey massacre December 01, 2008