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A euphemism for do not get completely obliterated at your local bar and even expect to drive away intoxicated!
Some poor “mule” decided it was a great idea to don’t take your guns to town and wound up camping outside of federal penitentiary somehow.
June 26th is national send your boyfriend a nude day
June 26th is national send your man a nude day
Something that’s probably off of you at 3am.
Or what you take off during sex
A: Your pants are ass
B: look at YOUR pants
It's a more family-friendly way to say "get your ass over here". Just in case you can't curse in front of your family.
Lexi: "Jay bring your cheeks here"
Jay: "why"
It's a family-friendly way to say "get your ass back over here". Just in case you can't curse in front of your family.
Lexi: "Jay bring your cheeks here"\
Jay: "wHaAaT"
when your bored and only have one hand
claps hands more then you ever will
i cant spell
if your bored any you clap your hand