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“Get the sand out of your pussy” (stop complaining/being a bitch), but a softened version for Canadians
“Stop insulting Canadian treasure RJ Barrett, ey?”
“Dude, get the sand out of your poutine.”
December 18th, A National Bring Your wife a Crab Rangoon Day.
My husband brought me a gift for a “Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Day”
The assumption (or even fact) that a man may be using a woman for short-term physical and/or sexual pleasures.
Guy 1: She's not just another knotch on your belt...
Guy 2: *checks pants* I'm not wearing a belt... beltless...
november 16th
when chick-fil-a is the 💣 and your crush is the 💣 so you have to take your crush to chick-fil-a
karen want to go to chick-fil-a?
sure,why?
BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL TAKE YOUR CRUSH TO CHICK-FIL-A DAY
The worst thing a person can hear.
Person 1: Pull your mask down let me see your face.
Person 2 *dies*
another term meaning someone did something amazing/lengendary e.g
dude 1 :check out this vid of me skydiving
dude 2 : you deffo dip your chips in legend sauce
A term used when entering a part of an estate know for peti theft.
"Jim you better double knott your laces here bro. Them tramps at number 16 will have them off you if you dont"