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“shit piss cock fart”
“did you stub your toe?”
“penis”
Taking a shit so big that it feels like you've been punch it the brown eye when it comes out!
I may have been shit punched but at least I'm no longer constipated !
That's like a lot.
To tell someone, "I love you an elephant dumptruck shit ton." Response: "That's like a lot."
When someone disses someone else bad, however the retort is so much better that it makes the original person cry.
Dyrees- "Your Dad is gay, I saw him on a gay porn site."
Jamaal- "What the fuck where you doing on a gay porn site?"
Derrek- "Damn Dyrees, you just got counter shitted!"
The act of eating ones ass after they’ve had a shit, but BEFORE they wipe their ass.
I made Martha a shit sandwich last night!