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(a black person, undeniably a male) to ejaculate and rub their semen on themselves to try to look white.
Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem
An invitation for sexual acts such as but not limited to intercourse.
"Hey, they're really fine and I just wanna get with it. How should I?"
"Just throw your pants at their face. Works every time."
male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.
Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”
Literally means to pull the laces tight and knot them in order to keep your shoes from falling off.
You need to tie your shoes otherwise you're going to stumble and fall
A phrase that has to be used as a last resort, as it is extremely dangerous. The insult to end all lower insults like "your mom gay" and "your granny tranny".
John: your mum gay
Carl: QUIET
John: ha, your granny granny
Carl: your cousin a dyke
Nothing more is heard as the very fibre of the universe is rended apart and Kermit the frog gets reborn as a large giant powerpuff Elmo.
Choosing the least worst option from a selection of terrible choices.
Picking the next Tory leader is like having to choose your favourite turd
When one is masturbating so intensely, they rip their penis off.
Male 1: Dude i love masturbating to the thought of her
Male 2: I like to but it's to dangerous anymore i rumped my stump thinking of her.
Male 1: I would love her to rump my stump and rump your stump when it grows back