duck with an i

When you accidently press the wrong button on the keyboard. Think about it, I is right beside u.

Duck with an I. Pressing u instead of i

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i-paded

it's when you shit on some plastic wrap pull it tight then slap someone in the face with it

Dude what happened Alex just came around the corner and i-paded me

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Oop I and

And I oop just backwards

*hits hydro flask of autistic kids head* oop I and

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I do what I want

Spoken when you did something that you wanted to do, and everyone else just wasn't smart, or dumb, enough to do it.

Why did I just punch you in the face? Because I do what I want.

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i see

The new Lol. Used when the user is too lazy, bored, lazy to give a proper reply to whatever you just said. A correct response is "Speak proper or STFU noob!"
It is used in real life and on instant messengers and games and more.

Sonic: "Hello"
Mario: "I see"
Sonic: "STFU, noob!"

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dot the i

Dot the i - (verb, origin: generally used as a reference to the marching band of Ohio State, the taint of educational institutions)

Definition: when a man (or a woman with a strap on) has anal sex with someone, pulls out, draws a line in shit up the receiver's back and then "dots the i" with semen (or spit, if you're a "lady")

I'm going to take my mom home, bend her over the sink, and dot the i

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and I oop-

A stupid fucking phrase ghetto bitches be using nowadays to show surprise or shock, origin: a tranny .

Niggas on snapchat:

Bitches outta nowhere: AND I OOP-

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