elana k.

Just like regular Elana, these people are amazing. But, Elana K.'s are even better than plain old Elana's. They are thick, beautiful and all-around amazing. If you don't have one of these people in your lives, I suggest you go meet one! Everyone loves Elana K.'s. Their sense of humor is amazing and they are always so nice. Even though they can be a little jappy at times, they are still the best people you will ever meet. IF YOUR NAME IS ELANA K. YOU ARE AMAZING!

Boy 1: Who is that amazing, beautiful, thick girl over there?
Boy 2: That's Elana K. I used to date her she is the most amazing girl ever.
Girl 1: Yeah! She's my best friend!
Boy 1: I need to meet her right now.

K Popped

To question your sexual identity and purpose in life by being secretly brainwashed by Korean pop boy hands that have dance moves from the 90s and you can't tell whether their men of women.

My sixteen year old niece got k popped and now thinks she's a lesbian.

K-Popped

Someone putting their dick in your ears/between your toes.

"Mommy, Daddy just K-Popped me"

Stelios k

Stelios is the closest a human being has ever come to being God. But Stelios k is different. He is a God. He is the most attractive human ever walked on this earth. His son, georgio, is said to be attractive and funny too.

Student: what Stelios k is?

Teacher: stelios k is a God.

Student:really?OMG
Techer: OMStelios k!

The letter k

It sucks and the ppl with the letter k in there name are super duper short and look like a geico
and the worst letter in the whole world

I hate “the letter k”

K-noby

Hooch's meat sword aka a penis.

"I would love to polish your k-noby"

ooooooh k

when the situation becomes awkward and you gotta call it out

Morgan : Matthew is so cute isn’t he?
Caroline : oooooooh k