The Three B's

Everything required for a happy existance: Booze, Babes, and Bud.

I got The Three B's, so life is good!

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B-lend

Bell End shortened

"Your such a B-lend"

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B-eagle

A boorish Philadelphia Eagle fan (which is 99.9% of them).

As the Eagles lost to the Cowboys, thousands of B-eagles left the bars to head home to their trailer park.

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Bun B

One half of the duo UGK and the far better half of the duo.

Yo Bun B is the far superior half of UGK bruh, ya dig?

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B/O

Bad Order

A term used by a tradesman originally believed to be separated by a semicolon, i.e...

BAD part; ORDER a new one

The common adjective is an all-encompassing term used to describe something that is broken, while at the same time, being as nondescript as possible to avoid excessive work.

Example:

Repair Order: "engine is b/o"

Rookie: "the engine smells?"

Veteran: "No, it's broken"

Rookie: "What do you mean broken? What kind of broken? Does it have a miss? does it leak? Is it broken in two?"

Veteran: "Dunno yet, lets go inspect it."

Rookie: "Who wrote this up? Didn't the inspector already inspect it in the first place?!"

Veteran: "Yup"

Rookie: "Lazy swing-shifter"

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B Finger

When you're eating butterfingers and you take one and stick it in a girls pussy while you finger her ass hole, with your "B Finger."

"Dude, last night I was so drunk that instead of eating that Halloween candy I just B Fingered the fuck out of Kelly!"

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Oral B

Where you take your dick and brush a passed out person's teeth with it.

This girl passed out then i did an oral b on her.

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