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An annoying customer that comes in just before you close at 5:00 P.M. knowing you close at that time.
Ah fuck!! Here comes Mr. 4:59 again to place a big order..Now we cant go home on time!!"
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It means that youโre my bestie and you love me ofc ๐ซถ๐ผ๐ซถ๐ผ๐ซถ๐ผ
* holds 4 fingers up*
Did you see all them people holding up 4 fingers
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A person who took to crime, gangs, drugs, and/or violence, to find exceptance and truth, had a hopeless past and future but found the Lord Jesus, in christian terms,(got saved), and God changed them, forgave them of their past, took their guilt and made them new, then used their experiences, gained through living this way, to help those still trapped, to be free, and find what it is that is missing in their lives, in God.
(Life application bible)
"Through you i am saying to the prisoners of darkness, 'Come out!. I am giving you your freedom!'.
Isaiah 49:9.
"Through you Laura i am saying to the prisoners of darkness, 'Come out. I(the Lord your God)am giving you your freedom".
A Gangsta4Christ is someone who has, and will endure anything to bring light into the darkness, and bring christ(to)lost.
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\siks-foฬr-siks\
Verb
1. To masturbate.
2. To masturbate utilizing a sock or stocking for extra pleasure followed by shopping at a store with a masculine inventory then consuming a circular pie of meat and cheese with a fermented beverage with hops then completing the task by masturbating into an additional tube shaped garment.
3. An idiom used extensively in the off-road community meaning to jerk-off or masturbate.
1. Question: What should I do tonight?
The kiddies are at Grandma's and Tuesday the wife is driving down to pick them up and won't be back until Wednesday night. So, I'm "stag" for Tuesday night (sheesh, does anyone use that word anymore?). It literally has been years since I've had a night to myself. What should I do?
1. Go bar-hopping with some single friends.
2. Go to a baseball game.
3. Hang out with a friend that my wife can't stand.
4. Go shopping at Ramsey Outdoors for fall fishing season, then order in a pizza and drink beer.
5. Clean the house, do the shopping, and get to bed early for a nice night's sleep.
6. Jerk off in a sock.
Answer: You should 6-4-6.
2. I'm horny, I'm gonna go in the bathroom and 6-4-6.
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When your girlfriend leaves you for your own or someone elses father
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the undisputed king of rap hailing all the way from salisbury. he literally sh!ts on dababy in EVERY single way. he's iconic asf and your fave could NEVER compete with him or beat him ๐โจ
girl 1: BITCH DID YOU HEAR!?!? THE KING OF RAP IS GONNA BE AT THE PARTY!!!!
girl2: STUNNA 4 VEGAS IS GONNA BE THERE!?!? LET ME WASH MY PUSSY AND ASS REAL GOOD SO I CAN GET THAT DICK
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