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When one duces (takes shit) and the turd is overly long; qualifies as a "shit and a half" = "Duce n a half".
Bro 1: Dude, you took long enough on the shitter!
Bro 2: Brah it was a duce n a half, it was so long it poked my ass cheek.
Bro2: I love those!
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A person who is exceptional at taking time off work, without anyone noticing.
This person has minimal work ethics, and usually comes in late, has long lunches and leaves early - making up silly excuses.
Andy: I am rolling out at 4.15 today. Fuck that 5 O clock shit.
Roscoe: Damn, how come?
Andy: Haircut. Ill do that shit on work time.
Roscoe: Damn Andy, you got in at 10, had a 3 hour lunch and leaving at 4.15! Your the Half Day King!
Andy: Word, yo.
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A length of time described by a father as half an hour when in reality it is a period of 10 to 15 minutes.
Dad on phone with son: I'll pick you up in half an hour
Son to friend: i've got to go in like 10 minutes
Friend to son: didn't he say half an hour?
Son to friend: Dad half hour man
Friend to son: oh right.
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non commited fingering of the anus.
"i was going down on my girlfriend while giving her a half-hearted jab, bit like poking a dead cat"
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When listening to Pandora the half-way rule applies, meaning that if one is more than half-way through a particular song then you do not skip the song.
This is done in an effort to preserve the 5 skips per hour allowed by Pandora.
"dude this song is total shit, skip it"
"nah dude we're past half-way, i'm not gonna waste a skip"
half-way rule
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The Half-Blood Prince (HPB) is:
1) The sixth of seven planned installments in the Harry Potter series of books.
2) A character in the Harry Potter universe.
1) "Hey, have you read Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince yet?"
2) "Can you believe (blank) was revealed to be the half-blood prince?"
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A small truncated school bus or mini bus body on a small truck frame. Usually used to transport mentally challenged/retarded folk wearing hockey like helmets. Usually travels well under the speed limit on major highways. Usually the "special ed bus." Many times, a half loaf bus passengers are drooling out the windows.
Small stunted school bus almost exclusively used in transporting special needs people. Also known as "the short bus." These half loaf busses look like half loaves of bread.
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