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A rash one gets from having sex with a female that had shaved roughly 12 to 48 hours ago.
I knew that I was going to get whisker burn from eating her out, but I did it anyway.
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To spend a lot of money over a short period of time using a credit card.
"Where's your wife?"
"She's out burning plastic on some new clothes."
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A tightass death metal band who will soon rule over all other bands.
"Dude! Did you see that Heaven shall burn shiw last night?"
"Yeah they kicked the sh!t out of all the other bands!"
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What results after a desparate hiker gets lost in the woods and has to take the biggest, most explosive dump of his or her life. This sorry hiker then frantically searches for something which can be used as toilet paper, finding a three-leaved plant. This plant turns out to be poison ivy, and the intense rubbing action results in a horribly painful and itchy rash surrounding the hiker's butt-crack. Can last for up to several weeks and often gets inflamed if the hiker has a bad case of the hershey squirts.
Hot dang my butthole feels like it's about to spontaneously combust after I used that weird plant for toilet paper while camping last week. I'm not joking I mean I'm pretty sure this feels worse than that bad case of herpes that keeps coming back. I think I have the world's worst Scottish Rug Burn.
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Instead of saying JESUS CRIST! You can say Moses Burning Bush. Only used by the extremely coolioolio people in the world. Get out of the norm, say Moses Burning Bush! when your angry instead of JESUS CRIST!
"Moses Burning Bush! That little rug rat bit me on the arm!"
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An elaborate sexual maneuver that involves the following steps:
Step 1: fill your toilet bowl with gasoline or another highly flammable liquid
Step 2: convince a girl to give you a blumpkin
Step 3: eat everything off of the Taco Bell Big Bell Value Menu
Step 4: receive the blumpkin, and let loose your explosive diarrhea
Step 5: allow the mix of shit and gasoline splash up onto the girl's chin, creating a Jim Rome style goatee
Step 6: take out a lighter, and light the girl's chin on fire, thus creating the "Jim Rome is Burning"
That bitch sassed me one too many times, so I got some taco bell and a lighter and gave her a Jim Rome is Burning.
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A site which contains bitchy comments about other people, including but not limited to friends, peers, celebrities, politicians, etc.
In a burn book I was called me a stupid whore who sleeps with anything and everything, regardless of sex or species and dead or alive.
A burn book online as the name references does not need to be a physical book but can be a website such as urban disctionary or burnbook.net. It really just needs to be a website to talk crap.
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