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A little boy who loves to “meow” and loves all the Fred movies
There’s a wild alex quackity on the floor, he is meowing and playing with a yarn ball while watching camp Fred
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The greatest man in the world. His dick is bigger than Jesus’ forearm. He will rupture your insides and he will most definitely make you walk weird for about a week. And above all that he’s sweet and kind.
Why aren’t you in work today?
Because gurlll I had Alex Hayes at mine last night
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Someone who gives good head in the bus or bathroom.
Man 1: Hey you see that girl over there
Man 2: Yeah what about her
Man 1: She's a real Alex Munoz in the bathroom dude
Man 2: Ah sweet
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He is a level 5 certified roadman and usually refers to himself as “YungAJCerti” or “AJCerti”. This type of person is a absolute g and a driller.
Yo g, did you catch my bro “AJCerti” over there he’s a certi roadman this means he is very hard. Whatever you do don’t call him Alex Johnston since it’s his government name and can’t be baited out.
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On September 23, 1994 Texas, A new law was created in fear of a newborn child named "Alexandria G." Law states, "At no time from this point, may Alexandria ever travel into a mall, amusement park, water park, miniature golf course, or movie theater. If accompanied by a parent or adult, the other party including the previously named is held accountable for their actions in the stated locations."
(TRS 335:12.08)
Although now a fugitive, Alexandria and her cohorts travel to malls and other public areas causing all sorts of noise and disturbance including but not limited to: Giggling, spitting, loud burps, uncontrollable laughter, pointing at people and laughing, and checking out cute guys.
In recent years, the law has been amended in the state of Texas, now this includes all teenage and tweenage females in a mall. Amendment a states: "No group of girls under the age of 18 may gather together in a mall, park, or area where they may cause public disturbance. Fewer than 5 is considered a group and no more than 2 together would be acceptable."
Any violation of this law in the state of Texas is you do not, pass go, you do not get 200$, you go straight to jail until you roll doubles or bribe the warden with fitty dollas...
*Giggle giggle giggle* You're under arrest in violation of Alex's Law.
Fugitives include:
All females in texas that talk and yell way too loud in malls.
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The most beautiful girl anyone, will ever know, ever. Alex Lake is amazing in every way you can imagine. No single person is equal to the height of status as Alex Lake. If anyone is lucky enough to know an Alex Lake, they should feel humbled and proud, as just being in the company of such a deity would make them feel happy right through to the soul.
Who is that wonderful girl over there?
Oh, that's Alex Lake, aren't you just amazed by her beauty?
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