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(adj) expressing stereotypical traits of a jew based upon the need for instant gratification and often used to manipulate others who are not cognizant that they are being victimized until it's too late or the situation has already been resolved. (n) a person who is jew-wise.
What a freakin jew-wise, he totally left early to dodge the bill." "She was jew-wise about the engagement; she made him feel so guilty about wanting to wait a few more months that not only did he pop the question the next night, he also bought her the ring she picked out and put on hold.
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A jew, usually a zionist, who uses his or her jewish faith/identity as a crutch or handicap by playing the part of a perpetual victim in order to recieve preferential treatment, attention, or as a means of discrediting anyone who challenges them by simply calling their opponent an anti-semite. (Hence the name boo hoo, as in, "boo hoo I'm a jew, I'm special you are not") Nearly all jewish zionists are boo hoo jews at heart. They give all jews a bad name and actually contribute to anti-semitic sentiments among non-jews. Jews who mind their own business and who don't wish to be treated differently often don't take kindly to their bullshit and will be labeled as self-hating jews by the boo hoo jews they challenge.
Rueben: How dare anyone condem the actions of Israel after all the jewish people have suffered over the years! I can't believe our prof had the balls to say that about Ariel Sharon. She is an anti-semite if I ever saw one.
Issac: Shut the fuck up you boo hoo jew, you make me sick. You make being jewish seem like a curse with your incessant bitching and masters degree in victimology.
Rueben: Anti-Semite!
Issac: I'm jewish dumb fuck!
Rueben: Ohh... ummm... Self-hating jew! What is wrong with you?
Issac: That tactic never gets old, does it?
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every jew's favourite movie in which scientists clone prehistoric hebrews such as the rabbi-saurus-rex to populate a theme park which suffers a major security breakdown and releases the jews.
"lechaim! me and the mini-jews watched jew-rassic park this weekend, phew, i cant believe i spent a dime! ahhhh.."
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every jew's favourite movie in which scientists clone prehistoric hebrews such as the rabbi-saurus-rex to populate a theme park which suffers a major security breakdown and releases the jews.
"lechaim! me and the mini-jews watched jew-rassic park this weekend, phew, i cant believe i spent a dime! ahhhh.."
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when a indian and a skinny jew fight by bitch slapping each other on field day.
Once the indian slaps the shit out of the jew, they have hardcore make up sex and procced to do an indian tribal shit.
Mordecai: shalom good friend, yesterday me and abheer made a clash of the indian jews on our field day.
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A man who knocks out jews and then rapes them
"Wow, Jew knocker is fun as hell when you take them in the alley"
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A Mexican Jew Byrd is a non-aryan sub-culture minority replication of a Skinbyrd; the female version of a Skinhead.
"She got the boots but her color is all wrong, she must be a Mexican Jew Byrd."