1: The almighty jelq lord, the one who jelqs, the ultime jelqer
2: The greatest jelqer of all time, his penis hyas extended by over 74 inches in the past 48 hours
"Chat did you see what livvy dunne did the other day? Lol shes literally the jelq lord... She's so skibidi."
An experience so otherworldly you become one with your spiritual being.
‘That deep fried Oreo was so good, I swear I could feel the lord in my cooch’
A mediocre author that is the ultimate Facebook douche.
John: Hey Kristen, did you see that guy who liked his own Facebook post the other day?
Kristen:Yeah! That was Lord Taargus. He’s such a flaming cuntaloupe.
a teenager who has severe autism, anorexia, and awkwardness. he posts stolen content on his youtube channel (4D beats). He drinks sustagen and is as thin as a stick.
Did u hear what DOUGLAS (LORD OF ANOREXIA) did at lunch time, he was really weird and awkward towards the grade 7ers
The product of the reaction when the epic fabulosity found in tiny particles around the universe collide with the pure lordliness of a sexually confused adolescent boy. It is said to be described as the fusion between Elton John, Dr. Evil, and Snoop Dogg. Arch-nemesis of The Ocean Boy.
"Come with Sir Lord Count Fabulon and party like lords."
by Shadow Master D on Feb 10, 2012
"Come with Sir Lord Count Fabulon and party like lords."
THE ALMIGHTY KING OF ESSEX KNIGHTED IN BY THE MAN HIMSELF CHETE
"Medusa: Tweety, you heard the YG Left-Right song?"
"Tweety: Nah what about it?"
"Medusa: I love to get like Lord Vertido and clap cheeks to that music"