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v) To get screwed literally or figuratively over and over again by a TLC member. May vary on the amount of external organs available.
Get BEN OVER!!!!!!!! :Inserts dick in all holes:
Ben Cady (Cady as in Cady Heron from Mean Girls) is the most wonderful person alive. He loves his Ramen and yogurt. A lot of times he will be a good friend, other times he is just plain r00d. He is perpetually salty, just like a midwestern sidewalk in the winter. His last name means "a lump, swelling, tumor, or plain gross growths" . Generally speaks in monotone voice, making it difficult to differentiate between real talk and sarcasm. One of the funniest human beings you will ever meet. Love this boy.
DAMNIT BEN CADY STOP EATING YOGURT
Rick Astley's son. Literally Rick Astley's son.
Person 1: is that Rick Astley's son?
Person 2: yep that's Ben Astley alright
A child typically intested in men. Usually wears a red hoodie and watches anime to rid himself of depression
A Nonce, A Ben Scott is a nonce who fantasises over seeing kids everyday. That’s why he loves picking up his sister from school as he gets hard over all the kids. He also dates 12 year olds as no girls his age want to date him
Ben Scott, a typical nonce who nobody wants to go near him
Nerdy guy who is rich as fuck. Thinks he is the shit but really unpopular. Weird and annoying but he still gets the girls because he is rich. Claims to be literal royalty.
"Why is that loser turning up in a Porsche??"
"Must be a Lord Ben"
A wonderful and amazing man and teacher, he is kind to his peers and students.
If you know a Ben Hayes then you are in luck as you have met a great man