An ass brother you will have. He will always beat you up and scar you for life (literally). He always smells like shit and ever day his hair is all messy. He is short for his age and his type of style for clothing is very bad.
"Damn, Brandon smells like dog shit!"
James: Hey, is that a hairy boulder?
Dan: No, that's just Brandon.
Brandon has a huge cock ask your girlfriends and don't give a duck about no one BITCH
A sporty, dumb guy who everyone was in love with at some point. Sometimes he's funny, he hangs around the weirdest people and has nicknames for almost everyone. Overall, he's stupid.
"Hey, did that guy just carve his girlfriends initial onto his hand!?"
"Yep, that's Brandon."
Brandon is, too put it lightly, not human. Brandon is an alien and he is not real and he's actually insane and he's the most insane person ever.
Brandon gives the energy of a yellow smiley face balloon with confetti on it. He also looks like Sid the sloth.
Brandon is the worst thing that will ever happen to you. bro is literally a nightmare. If you ever meet a Brandon, BEWARE. But he will be on your side no matter what and help how he can, at times.
His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his personality and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the biggest fag you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON.
Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.
1: Brandon get out of bed with my boyfriend.
2. Brandon sucks
3. UWU BRANDON
Brandon is a guy that just plays Minecraft and Fortnite all day and says 'your mum' to about every question you have to ask him.
'Hey Brandon, what is 1+2?'
'your mum'