Cool guy to hang around, but you don't see him much. One of his qualities is being exceptionally bald.
Is it just me, or does Brandon kinda look like Goku?
Brandon is commonly known as "Pizza face". Brandons have so many pimples that they can last a whole YEAR on them. Brandons seem to have boyfriends who start with the letter "M"
Brandons also seem to like to be called "dad" or "pizza face 🍕"
Brandons seem to hate all the Claire's and Emma's and Kayley's
Brandons are sussy
A gay fat person who is attracted to Luke’s and Craig’s
Omg did you see brandon eating that McDonald’s looking luke
biggest fucking simp you’ll ever meet.
“why is brandon so sad?
“don’t you know? he’s a simp. he’s probably listening to khalid rn”
- A Brandon is someone you should not be friends with. They're probably the worst person in the room. Do not speak with a Brandon. Dont even glance in their direction. Just genuinely stay away from a Brandon.
Person 1: Hey watch out for that guy
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: That's a Brandon
brandon was a gay person but pretending to be a straight guy