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Emo C is a rapper from The Sensitivity Boosters.
Drrty Byl: Hey, Emo C, do you want to rap?
Emo C: Yes, Drrty, I'd love to.
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When you make the shocker(two in the pink, one in the stink)and use the thumb as a "free rover" to stimulate other areas of the woman's sensual areas. If executed properly, the hand will form a "C" shape, hence the "C-Clamp".
The shocker is nice but the C-Clamp is better. I gave the old lady one last night and she vibrated worse than a Furby on crack!
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abbreviation of University of Calgary.
One of the worst ever abbreviations for a school name. Mind you, UC was already taken by California and the actual name is too long to say, so the school settled on "U of C". Being pronounced the same as the mixed martial arts company UFC doesn't help either.
The university itself however, is quite respectable. Consistently ranks among the top 10 in the country. Some notable alumni include: Stephen Harper (prime minister of Canada), Naheed Nenshi (mayor of Calgary), Christine Nesbitt (gold medal winning figure skater) and Gary Kovacs (CEO of Mozilla). Maneuvering around the city by transit is a nightmare, so most students drive or live on campus. This explains the lack of sufficient parking on campus as well as the ridiculous parking rates. Boasts a good science and engineering program due to the school's ties with the oil industry. The newly built Taylor Family Digital Library is an amazing study area and has some really comfortable beanbag chairs. Climate is a major drawback for the university though. The campus enjoys high sunshine hours even during it's 5 month long winter, but it's a very windy school due to it's prairie location. Not uncomfortably humid during the summer but most of the city's little precipitation falls during June, July and August. And then there's Thursden. ;D
Aunt: Hey xxxxxxx, there are a lot of good programs at U of C ya know?
Me: Huh, you want me to pursue mixed martial arts?
Aunt: What? No I meant the University of Calgary!
Me: Oh.
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A sexual act in which one partner unsuccessfully attempts to engage in the manual stimulation of the other partner's penis. The hand is held as if to open a doorknob and is repeatedly thrust onto the head of the other partner's penis. An uncomfortable experience, oftentimes considered a sign of inexperience.
I wish I could get a handjob, all she knows how to do is The C-Dog!
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Any college course that requires a grade of C or better to move on to a more advance class or to earn a degree. Failure to eran the required C in these classes often results in people either changing majors dropping out of college.
Did you hear that Joe got a C- in College Algebra? Now that he's hit a C-wall, he's going to have to become a theatre major just like us.
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The "Clear" button on a cell phone. It is used when you dont want to talk to the person calling you.
"This idiot is calling me! I shall unleash the power of the
c button upon him."
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A name given to all ghost face killas who have mad sex with ladayz on the South Shore of MA
C-Huck just killed my girlfriend with his boner
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