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A man that loves only the most THICC women around.
Hey, look at this Captain THICC over here.
Captain Bants: Someone that has organised an activity involving friends that are unfamiliar with each other. this person is the link between all people present. this person is often the most knowledgeable, experienced, familiar with the activity or location of the activity. It is this persons responsibility to set the tone and pace not only of the activity but the banter as well. Example, Best man on stag do.
Captain Bants must lead by example if the stag do is going to be a success.
When 5 guys of different ethnicity perform a circle jerk over a girl, preferably with green hair.
Hey man, I can't believe we are were all able to put our differences aside last night so we could Captain Planet that chick last night!
When u pull a bit*h on the scootch one night and couldn't be fuc*ed puttin work in the night after so you recycle that ass.
Omar u captain planet'd that bit*h!
A bit of a Natalie. Hot, but with a comic con psychosis leaning toward men named Nils.
A Captains Wife is a bit like the chick from Kick Ass with a hard working, diligent, chicken bhuna hot, edge.
She's also powerful but a little bit needy, after a good rumping.
The official title of a top producing Salesperson.
We'd like to Captain Closealot for making us the #1 Ad agency in the world!
Captain Black is a Historical Captain along the Gulf Coast of Florida. He has long been known as a shark fisherman who prefers hand to shark combat to subdue them as he believes it is cowardly to just shoot them. Most people have heard stories about Captain Black as a 7 year old rowing out an old canoe he found discarded. It had a large hole the size of a five gallon bucket in it and he patched it with cardboard and a piece of wood he screwed thru the bottom of the boat. The screws would stick thru the bottom and he would sometimes step on them if he was not careful. He was often found offshore fishing having rowed many miles from land and offered a tow back to shore by the charter fishermen. One of the Captains would throw a rope off the back of the boat for him to hold onto as there was no place to tie it off. He would proudly show his catch to the passengers on the boat as they gazed over the back of the boat wondering why a kid so young would be out that far into the open water on such a small boat. To this day Captain Black can be seen fishing the waters of the Gulf of Mexico.
Captain Black is a seasoned shark fisherman.