Boots (cat)

Boots is the best cat you will ever find.He will always be there for you and you will never feel down when you’re around him.His meows are the cutest noises ever!He is friendly and playful but if you annoy him he won’t be afraid to show you who’s boss!

Boots (cat) is the cutest cat you will ever know

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scald cat

A Western North Carolina mountain term for moonshine or corn whiskey. The liquor is strong enough to make you run like a scald cat. It's an old phrase not used much anymore, and usually will be in such a thick brogue by those that do still use it that it's barely intelligible to a speaker of standard English. It sounds like shcawcat or skull cat usually.

Y'all, I got a good scald cat buzz on!

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The cat's balls

The best person ever, a winner, someone who is a pro.

Thank you for taking out the trash honey, you are the cat's balls!

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Cat tail

When a man wakes up and finds his erection protruding from the front pocket of his FTL's.

Dude, I woke and didn't know my cat tail was showing through my FTLs,Jan saw it, so she sucked my cock.

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Cat in a pool

Trying to get your nuts in a girls ass while getting your penis in her pussy at the same time. Like a Dog in a bathtub, but much harder to do.

We tried the Dog in a Bath Tub, but that wasn't crazy enough fou us, so we tried the Cat in a Pool.

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Cat-Dog

A sexual act between a man and a women. Also can be man on man. It is similar to scissoring, except it is more majestic and beastly!

Best performed on a long couch.

Dude: Baby lets Cat-Dog
Gurl: meowww
Dude: I guess that means I'm dog

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Cat Sandwich

Unlike its name might suggest, a cat sandwich is in fact entirely free from small feline creatures.
The "Cat" in a Cat Sandwich is actually just an acronym for the sandwich's filling; Cheese, Avocado and Tomato. (With pepper on top for extra deliciousness)

The fillings should all be sliced, with the cheese on the bottom, tomato in the middle and avocado on top.

Sam: Christ I sure am hungry. I could go for a fresh Cat Sandwich right now!

Rosie: That's sick! You eat poor little kitties!?

Sam: No, silly ho! It's a cheese-avocado-tomato sandwich.

Rosie: Eww, avocado...

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