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Chestnut Hill College

A largely underestimated small College smack dab in the middle of the gray area between Plymouth-Meeting and Philadelphia. It is an establishment without a home, with students without identities.

Because of this unique characteristic, students and faculty alike are enabled to truly be themselves, and not generic, pop-societal influenced robots. However, many first-year students often find the school to be completely boring, because it isn't their definition of the "typical party school".

Chestnut Hill College (and this is important, all you manufactured, bleached-blonde tools out there) is NOT a party school. It is what you make of it. If one want to throw a party on Thursday and not get busted, have to attend a judicial hearing, face possible fines, etc..., simple caution, a little maturity, and congenial relations with the guards are all one needs.

It is a place where personality and attitude are currency. If you're down to earth, honest, and have something sembling a sense of humor, you can and will (most likely) get by. If you're the average, run-of-the-mill douchebag and/or tool, chances are, you'll be exploited and eventually form a very negative opinion about the school. This is because... well... douchebags and/or tools form negative opinions about anything that doesn't completely mesh with their shallow, almost non-existant personalities.

Chestnut Hill College is a school that preaches a strict rule system for the sake of political correctness / parental comfort. The blindingly obvious truth to anybody attending, however: Chestnut Hill College is a young, constantly growing and evolving infant of an educational institution. As a student of Chestnut Hill, I can honestly say that this is a place where you can leave your mark, and that mark is substantial enough to determine the course of change and evolution at the school.

You can be whoever you want to be here. It's a fresh start for those that need it, and a perfect place to continue being the person you love. You can be someone here.

Thank God for Positivity.

Haters: "I made some of the greatest friends of my life at a small 'garbage, no fun, bullshit, dirty, run down school' known as Chestnut Hill College. I guess it doesn't help that I'm a downer and a loser with no future. And my girlfriends a whore. The end."

Objective human beings that have actually experienced the college: "Chestnut Hill is a place to grow, and find yourself, as cheezy and cliche as that sounds. It's actually true here though, clown."

by City Line October 5, 2008

42πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


St George’s College

This school holds the holiest and best amen out there. These boys are smart, athletic and kind. They will provide anything you need and help you with any task you have. These boys are wanted by every girl school, mostly Wolmers Girls and Alpha Academy. If you don’t have one yet, get your self a George’s man

I just met this St George’s College man, he is so handsome and kind

by Trusted Journalist January 1, 2023

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Goldey-Beacom College

A small college in Wilmington, DE that parties way beyond it's numbers. The students enrolled there are very diverse with only a few things in common-all majors in business, sports, and alcohol.

Goldey-Beacom College: Where Delaware goes to get drunk!

by Rob Garofalo January 2, 2006

58πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Orange Coast College

The great community college in Costa Mesa, California that has a high rate of successful UC and CSU transfers and a culturally diverse campus. Commonly referred to as "Coast" or "OCC".

Orange Coast College is definitely the best CC in the OC!

Go Coast!

by occstudent May 1, 2011

20πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


North College Hill

An inner-ring suburb of Cincinnati, Ohio home to about 8,000 people. It's population is somewhere around 50/50 black and white but it feels alot blacker. It's made a couple lists as one of the most affordable places to live in the country, but everyone in Cincinnati knows it's straight hood and no one in their right mind would move there.

Also known for where future NBA players OJ Mayo and Bill Walker balled for three years, Boy Scouts selling Christmas trees getting robbed at gunpoint and absurd Christmas decorations at several houses on Galbraith Rd.

Person 1: Let's go watch the North College Hill HS basketball game tonight!

Person 2: Let's not and say we did. I'd rather not get jumped/shot/murdered.

by Mr. North Cincy December 27, 2011

27πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


college preparatory school

The college preparatory school is a school for rich white kids and transgenders that got bullied in middle school. The teachers there are extremely bitchy and don't deserve their very high paycheck. It is astonishing this school is ranked when it is one of the shittiest schools on the planet. It is often shortened to CPS which stands for can't play sports or cock pussy shit.

Nerd: I go to a very prestigious school, it's called The College Preparatory School, I got in because I have money and I met a teacher at a strip club.

by Shatter123 January 29, 2016

12πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Roseville College

A school on Sydney's north shore, surrounded by other elite schools such as PLC, Abbotsleigh and Ravenswood. Most girls are extremely nice and well mannered, however they remain in a hole that very few can escape. With the exception of this years year 9's of course. The girls have fun together but other schools don't give them enough of a chance. Boyfriends are a rare occurence. Roseville girls are far more successful out of school when they glow up!!

Person 1: That's a roseville college girl!
Person 2: Oh, hmmm i don't know about her then...

by faketandogs October 23, 2019

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž