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After blowing your load into your girlfriend’s mouth, immediately follow up with a spinning heel kick to the face.
That bitch caught the flying dragon last night.
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Used to describe the exceptional hotness of one's High school Biology teacher. Any Life Sciences teacher will be considered for "Dragon Meat" status but only if they meet strict criteria set forth by the "Dragon Meat Association of America" (DMAA) . All Arts teachers will not be considered due to an over abundance of flabby asses and piss tanks.
Hey dude, did you check out Ms. B, what a hot piece of Dragon Meat.
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when a man is receiving oral sex, while sitting, he takes the arms of the blower and spreads them so their head fall on the receivers man shaft, enducing and involentary deep throat.
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The glorious sex move that tops them all, is the infamous 'dragon punch.' Basically, it's when a man takes his penis, and covers it with flammable liquid (e.i. hand sanitizer, aerosol sprays) and lights his dong on fire then shoves it in to a vagina or anus. Thusly it is called the 'dragon punch'.
"dude i wanted to suprise my girlfriend one our one year with a new kinky sex move, but when i dragon punched her, she flipped a cow and broke up with me!
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The act of receiving a blowjob and as you reach ejaculation you push the girls head down on ur dick and the cum flys out her nose like the smoke from a chinise dragon. it is usually fallowed by a satisfied and somewhat amused man and a terrified and infinate jizz smelling girl
guy: get ready for the chinise dragon!
girl: the what? (semen flys out nose)
guy: OH YA!
girl: WTF ILL BE SNEEZING CUM FOR DAYS!!!!!!!!!!
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nerdy word that you would use to insult someone
guy 1: "Did you see damien today?"
guy 2: "yea, he's such a fag dragon. lmao."
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a drink consisting of 1 part rum, 2 parts tequila, 3 parts
lemon juice, 3 parts lime juice, and 1/2 part of jalapeno juice.
hey bartender, can i get two bearded dragons on the rocks.
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