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Wiping/scrubbing yourself down using water and soap from a sink to clean yourself, without the use of a shower. If you forget/don’t have a towel, you can dry yourself using nearby toilet paper/paper towels. You can take a dry shower to save water, prevent suspicion in others, utilize someone else’s resources, etc.
Scenario 1: I just jerked off and my pubes are so itchy! I can’t just take a big ol’ shower in the middle of the day, my roommates will be suspicious. I guess I’ll take a dry shower to stay quiet.
Scenario 2: It’s been months since I’ve stepped into this ghost town for shelter. It’s a miracle this public restroom still has running water. I better take a dry shower. I may slowly be turning savage, but I’m still civilized.
A reply typically given to someone anticipating your next move ;implying that you will only perform at your most optimal level when everything has come to a standstill from the ensuing shitstorm.
Person 1: "Ready to climb devil's canyon?"
Person 2: "When the air is dry."
Doing Oral Anal on a girls asshole that's crusty and dirty and filthy
Bill ate my dry donut last week and he broke up with me because of it
And eggplant (aubergine) sawing a peachy without splitting it open.
Dry humping Tanner's Brobdingnagian peach may be gay, but, in the end, I'm still straight.
Dry humping is the act of not dipping your nuggets in sauce.
I wasn’t dry humping those nuggets cause they didn’t give me any sauce man…
Any non-lubricated sexual act so depraved that one ought not describe it publicly.
I wanna dump her but damn I never had a Dry Caesar so good!