Dylan is the best human to ever exist, they'll make you feel happy all the time and never fail to make you extremely comfortable. They are the definition of perfection and can make a bad day instantly a great one just by talking to them. They are the funniest person ever and without fail put a smile on your face. They are also the most hot n sexy person in existence and will always be the hottest person in the room
omg there he is, the boi... dylan
Dylan is a numerology god. He can predict the future by knowing your date of birth. Dylan can also be defined as a tree, long and lanky
Hey can you use Dylan to see my future.
A fruity mother fucker. Spells quiet wrong in his instagram posts and doesnt bother to fix it. Makes pizza rolls while high.
"I usually have an answer to this question but this time ima be quit".-dylan
Always joking around, can make anybody laugh with his stupid jokes.
Dylan has a tiny penis and doesn’t pull any bitches even he has the worse grammar when texting and in person 💀🙏
Guy: dylan has the worse grammar
That one outistic kid in class always trying to get attention.
Dylan: *screams* yesterday i had some Roblox pussy!!
An extremely average type of guy. Sucks at fighting and thinks he's an absolute unit which is quite the opposite
Dylan: I would fully destroy you in a fight
Literally anyone: shutup bitch