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This line was created by Shakespear with a goal that is beyond your understanding.
Saying this near a saucy boy will get you stabbed.
"You're a saucy boy." "What? You egg?" (He stabs him)
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Busting an early morning nut. Laying your jizz ropes all over yourself, the bed or your partner through sex or masturbation.
She wanted some fresh cracked eggs so I roped her titties up good.
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A person who has feeling for someone and doesn’t know how to express their feelings.
1 egg: cute, but only a friend
2 eggs: hot, could see myself dating you
3 eggs: catching feels
4 eggs: i like you
5 eggs: dating
6 eggs: falling in love
7 eggs: in love
8 eggs: could see myself spending my life with you
9 eggs: getting married
10 eggs: having kids
Maddy: how may eggs are in your basket?
Holly: I have a few eggs in my basket for Sam.
Georgie: nicee!
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A crude name for a baby. See also hump dumpling
Mary and Bob have there first sperm and egg omlete on the way, she's due in June.
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Wow that Jewish guy went down so fast on that egg drop pussy!
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Something that Andy made up. Doesn’t actually exist. Keep in mind Andy doesn’t open his parachute.
Wet scrambled eggs is what Andy mistakenly calls Gordon Ramsey scrambled eggs.
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What does that have to do with the price of eggs in China ?
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